C’Etait un Rendevous: Alex Roy Reviews the 2017 Jaguar F-Type SVR

17 Oct

Jaguar F-Type SVR

Like the Russian submarine in The Hunt For Red October, the 2017 JaguarF-Type SVR is a car built for one purpose. I’m not talking about tunnel sprints, which is how Jaguar launched it earlier this year. I’m talking about the penultimate road test. Have you seen Rendezvous? If you have to ask, stop andwatch it now.

Everyone else knows exactly what I’m talking about.

Now that we’re on the same page, what is the F-Type SVR? It’s the top of the line F-Type in a range starting at just over $60K, and topping out with the nearly $150,000 example generously (and unbelievably) lent to me, no questions asked. There was one stipulation: that I wouldn’t put more than 500 miles on it.

Translation: Alex Roy, you are forbidden to drive our car cross-country.

Cross-country — nonstop except for gas — is the ultimate road test. Trust me, from the moment I laid eyes on it, cross-country was not my plan. A 200mph Jaguar with 567 horsepower, all-wheel drive, two seats and minimal interior storage space? How about that twin-supercharged 5-liter V-8? The EPA highway rating is 23 mpg? I got 12. A Cannonball record-breaking cruiser this is not. Throw in the loudest exhaust ever installed on an English car — and that’s even on its standard, “quieter” setting — and you won’t want to take long rides in this one. Nine hours round-trip to Watkins Glen and back, with a few hours on-track? That’s better than 29 hours cross-country, but I wasn’t really interested in the trackday Jaguar offered with the car.

Read the rest over at The Drive