I Crashed A Lamborghini Murcielago

24 Feb

Lamborghini Murcielago

Vegas Mike had a lot of things I didn’t. A linebacker’s build. A hot girlfriend who may have been a porn star. A Bullrun rally support bus he had decided to fill with girls instead of parts. Also, a brand-new Lamborghini Murcielago. Bright yellow, three hundred grand, sitting in pit lane at Sebring surrounded by other high-priced exotics.

Vegas Mike had another thing I lacked: complete, blind trust in a virtual stranger. When I told him that not only did I not own a Murcielago but had never even driven one, his response was to hand me the keys.

There was a catch, but as catches go there are far worse: Vegas Mike also wanted his friend, a gorgeous brunette named Michelle to accompany me during my laps.

“I’ve told her you’ve won a bunch of races,” Vegas Mike said. “And that you’re my personal security driver and racing instructor.”

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Tales of Team Polizei, Vol #1: Ja, I’m Not A Polizei Officer

21 Dec

Alex Roy's LiveDriveRepeat - Team Polizei Mercedes CL600 Renntech

It’s been ten years. The statute of limitations has expired. I can now begin telling stories that could not previously be made public. To wit, I give you one of my very best stories of the 2004 Bullrun USA, guaranteed to shock and offend. Enjoy. Continue reading