The Team Polizei 144 models – namely myself, and a cute Swedish girl whose name I forgot after she left the photo shoot – have always been more attractive than actual German Polizei officers. I wasn’t looking for a new Polizei 144 centerfold, but it looks like actual Polizei officer Adrienne Koleszar is much better looking than I am, better at hand-to-hand combat, and, with 190k Instagram followers, more popular as well.
Rise of the FuzzBuster, A.K.A. the radar detector.
The Tales of Team Polizei continue, with this brief but exciting video from Bullrun ally Keith Previte as he cruises past the scene of my arrest on the 2004 Bullrun USA. Continue reading
It’s been ten years. The statute of limitations has expired. I can now begin telling stories that could not previously be made public. To wit, I give you one of my very best stories of the 2004 Bullrun USA, guaranteed to shock and offend. Enjoy. Continue reading
The majority of articles about speeding are worthless. The basic advice is to get a radar detector. The rest is about what to do after you’re caught. That’s like asking your not-quite-as-dumb-as-you-are cousin for help after your off-brand condom broke and your girlfriend got knocked up.
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What is the best dog for a road trip?
I’ve never owned a dog, and whatever I adopt, because I am adopting, needs to be comfortable coming along on extended road trips. Not just in a car, but in a Morgan 3-Wheeler. Also, I’d prefer a dog that would look good in a Polizei “Hund K9” outfit. Continue reading