Alex Roy’s Digest: 5.6.16.2: Polizei 144 Centerfold, Influencers, Fuzzbusters, Chickens, Tesla, Apple

6 May

Polizei 144 Centerfold

The Team Polizei 144 models – namely myself, and a cute Swedish girl whose name I forgot after she left the photo shoot – have always been more attractive than actual German Polizei officers. I wasn’t looking for a new Polizei 144 centerfold, but it looks like actual Polizei officer Adrienne Koleszar is much better looking than I am, better at hand-to-hand combat, and, with 190k Instagram followers, more popular as well.

Rise of the FuzzBuster, A.K.A. the radar detector.

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Tales of Team Polizei, Vol #1: Ja, I’m Not A Polizei Officer

21 Dec

Alex Roy's LiveDriveRepeat - Team Polizei Mercedes CL600 Renntech

It’s been ten years. The statute of limitations has expired. I can now begin telling stories that could not previously be made public. To wit, I give you one of my very best stories of the 2004 Bullrun USA, guaranteed to shock and offend. Enjoy. Continue reading

Alex Roy’s Rules of Speeding, Part 4: Mexicali Ditchweed & Pablo’s Finest Yayo

18 Dec

Alex Roy's LiveDriveRepeat

The majority of articles about speeding are worthless. The basic advice is to get a radar detector. The rest is about what to do after you’re caught. That’s like asking your not-quite-as-dumb-as-you-are cousin for help after your off-brand condom broke and your girlfriend got knocked up.

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What Is The Best Dog For A Road Trip?

20 Sep

Alex Roy's LiveDriveRepeat - What's The Best Dog For A Road Trip?

What is the best dog for a road trip?

I’ve never owned a dog, and whatever I adopt, because I am adopting, needs to be comfortable coming along on extended road trips. Not just in a car, but in a Morgan 3-Wheeler. Also, I’d prefer a dog that would look good in a Polizei “Hund K9” outfit. Continue reading